Hey Guys… Exams are over our heads now!!  What to do? We haven’t even touched the books… Leave books not even syllabus..!!

Don’t worry,we will pass the exams for sure…(By Hook or Crook.. ).

I was reading a article in the Times of India dated 11th April, about the ways and means the students (of course the Duffers!) go about cheating without being noticed . And they get through with flying colors.

I thought of sharing them with you all.. So here are the Kinds of Cheaters (Duffers, please read these carefully  )

Kind 1: Book Worms– Don’t get me wrong.. They are different kind of bookworms !!…They wont read at home ,bus or train..instead they would start reading between the “Three Hours” paper.. roaming around in the corridor or in the bathroom where they store their miniaturized books..

Kind 2 :Chit Makers–These are the kinds who will not read the books all nights, but copy them neatly into small pieces of papers to copy next morning in the exams … Even CIA cannot decipher the codes … They would place them..below the collar,in the tie,in socks,in shoes….and the list goes on..If a cheater would get caught we can collect enough written material that will be more than he has written in the paper!!!

Kind 3-Sheet Changers– These are the most lazy ones… they dont even try the above two formulas …they want the “paki pakai kichdi”(cooked hotchpotch ).As soon as the inviligator turns around, without wasing a microsecond they change their sheets…And voila ..PASS!!

Kind 4:  Tattoo Makers–These are the creative kinds..They would write all the formulas and definitions on their handkerchiefs,on hands,legs..Even jeans…WoW…

So what’s your Pick?